pattern-recognition:

not enough flat chested queens out there. start sanding.

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onigatito:

i should’ve been a cat

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agoddamn:

attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision

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stressedot:

i need the worlds easiest job and i need it to pay me $100,000 a year

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albertserra:

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teathattast:

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nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

(via glitterkaiju)

organicmatter:

i am just an animal why am i doing all this

(via angrygoomba)

demi-shoggoth:

sugarweregoingdownswinging:

shear-in-spuh-rey-shuhn:

GERARD DUBOIS
Moby Dick

this is legendary because you as you go you see the photo itself and you’re “oh this is some symbolic / surrealist art” and then the TITLE hits you like a shotgun shell

In case you were unaware, Moby Dick is one of the foundational texts of cosmic horror. The White Whale is a god, maybe even The God. And Ahab Hates Him.

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warmpants:

girl are you a kettle because you’re sooooo hot. and yelling atme

(via hazelspade)

valiumgf:

I’m just a male single mother to 2 fruitflys

(via primarining)

wuntrum:

water LOVES to be boiled btw. when you see water boiling its jumping for joy

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catchymemes:

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fairycosmos:

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

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