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waltzingbi:

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

(via catboytherapy)

that-house:

that-house:

queenofnevermore:

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

(via the-jackals)

barbie-movie:

Carmy + tumblr text posts

(via skulandcrossbones)

olbasoil:

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

(via cuchabra)

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

i love that motorcycles exist. like i’m genuinely so glad that someone was like “what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole”

what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it

ALT

(via itssupercolm)

hypertextdog:

you have to let “dennys parking lot at 3 am” go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there’s authenticity in that

(via piploo)

houg-deactivated20210418:

Without butches the universe would literally become unstable and collapse, rendering time and space meaningless and garbled. So be grateful

(via piploo)

studentofetherium:

studentofetherium:

sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge

the reviews are in

(via captainoliimar)

awetistic-things:

noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

(via thisiswhereipoststuffs)

cannivalisms:

starting a collection

(via piploo)

squirrel-wisperer:

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swagfulcatcowboy-deactivated202:

cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of

(via ilovealeclightwood)

homunculus-argument:

Hey can we get more pictures like these, I’m starting a collection.

(via dangonian)

pattern-recognition:

not enough flat chested queens out there. start sanding.

(via skulandcrossbones)